Thursday, January 13, 2011

The Fifty McNugget Shuffle

The sign say Fifty Nuggets for Ten
All white meat, the McMan say
He forget to say that white meat
Includes everything and the chicken's cluck

But who is surprised, for the McMan don't give a ****
For the chicken, the people or its' cluck,
For the only thing he is interested is a buck
To make it all, to get that last dolla...

Loaded with Vitamin Cockle doodle doo too,
It get you up early in the morning too,
Cuz it part of the batter, rooster crow for sho
Those Nuggets will get yours' harder, the arteries for sho..

While you eat those fifty Nuggets every day,
You start to die, not right away, but it is on the way..
As you gain fifty pounds without trying
A Nugget is like a bullet and the one sure thing is dying,
A drive-by killing by McNuggets sold the McMan
Who is lovin' it...

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